A lovely young lady from Kona
Was entranced by the size of my boner
But, as we jumped into bed
The boner went dead.
Said she: "Go out, and get me a loaner."
*****
One of Wagner's, the composer's,
great deeds
Was a tour of the world's finest feeds
But of all this great fare
None could compare
With nibbling a lung in Leeds.
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